Friday, March 28, 2008

Look at this Hideous Little Beast!

It's a Dog . . . with a blue beard.

where the hell am I gonna find him a home?

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

New Desktop Critter 1

If you watch the show LOST, you'll get the joke. :)

New Desktop Critter 2

don't you feel like this on certain days?

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

A note from a Friend

I came into work this morning and found this foreign sticky on my monitor. A purple one with silver magic marker, reminding me to "smile." What some of you may not know about me is that I don't smile often. I smile when I hear a joke. I smile when my friends tell me something funny. I smile when I see a friend I haven't seen in a long time. Or I smile when I talk to a customer with a funny name, like "Tringo Fidalgo."

But naturally? No, I don't smile.

It doesn't mean I'm depressed or angry; far from it. I'm quite happy with the way my life is currently going. It could improve but whose couldn't? The reason I don't smile often is because it's just not how I express my natural; day by day happniness. I do my writing. I do my drawing. I do my breathing. Everything that makes me content. When I am writing or drawing, sometimes I do look quite angry, I've been told. Angry enough to kill someone.

I don't REALLY want to kill anybody. I'm just concentrating. :)

So, thank you, kind friend to whoever left me the sticky note. In typical High School fashion, I'm sure the sticky-giver probably won't reveal their indentity, in some interesting way of letting me "guess" who it is. My friends? I gave up such games in high school, so don't expect me to "guess."

However, I think I already know who it is and I will thank her accordingly for her kind reminder for me to smile.



Monday, March 17, 2008

Happy St. Patrick's Day

Little known Irish fact = The Riverdance was created by women waiting in line for the bathroom.


Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Back By Popular Demand -- Cool Names of The Week

Kingsley Ojo (sounds like a shady foreign writer)

Bruno Bejesus ( an irish boxer that doubles as a priest)

Aly Even (ahahahah)

Jay Loudermilk (I'm sure the Milk was loud)

Shatti McGill (make your own judgement)

Aubrey Pinkos

Sissy Pitts

Sunday, March 9, 2008

Saturday, March 8, 2008

Funny Sign

Sorry I haven't posted in a while. Busy super busy with other stuff on my vacation. But I'll be bac to posting as, (sigh) my vacation is coming to an end.

More soon!

Monday, March 3, 2008

Who Holds The Colors?

Obtaining website addresses these days is a profitable business. Everybody wants that special link that makes them stand out. A long time ago, I went to see who holds the "colors" website to see what they were. I decided to revist that little fun game I did when I was super bored. :)
Seems to be dedicated to making sure the world knows about the troubles in Africa
A dedicated search engine . . . . .for wine???
A website for ordering and a community bent around the "Scarlet" digital movie camera
An automated search for other things blue. Nobody has claimed this yet????
The main page for the company called Orange; an online stock broker firm.
Figured it had something to do with UPS, right? Not yet. At the present posting of this section, this website has been bought and is for sale.
How amusing. This website is just a giant empty background and you guess it . . .it's purple. For one a website dedicated to the actual color.
Interesting. You type that into the address bar and you're re-routed to one of those pages for those giant Entertainment books; you know, the ones with all the coupons? I guess that means they are trying to save you some "green."
A search engine brought to you by the Yellow Pages. But of course. :)
To be expected, it's a link page to several adult websites. DON'T BE STUPID AND CLICK ON THIS LINK IF YOU ARE AT WORK!!!!
An ad agency's main page, represented by these little alien dudes in grey outfits.

That was fun. I may have to come up with some more common words and see where they lead. Any colors I missed?

It's Insane

Which what makes it so hilarious