Ju-Ju

A one-eyed . . . bird . . .thingie.

Back from the 80's!

LOOK KIDS! IT'S Q-BERT!

LooneyLoon

A very funny looking and cute bird creature

Icebreaker

One of my original creations for the strip called The Lunacy but it's actually quite hard to do in Spore.

Spork

hehehehe. sorry, I couldn't help myself.

Flycatcher

Here's Flycatcher, angry that the game "Spore" doesn't come out till September.

Fizzatt

I haven't take a picture of his partner "Gizzatt" yet.

The Bone Dackett

Taken from the movie Napoleon Dynamite

Admiral Perry strikes again

Paranoia May Or May Not Destroy Ya

I was pumping gas at a Quiktrip near where I work. After I was done, I was going to proceed inside to purchase a Vault Zero and a banana. Then I saw a strange thing. A fully lit cigarette was rolling down me at the gas pumps.

Not a cigarette BUTT; a fully lit cigarette.

My paranoia about exploding gas pumps got the better of me so I waited for three cars to pass before I walked over to stomp it out. Now, I'm not one for conspiracy theories but this made me laugh.

Another Larry the Screaming Chicken Classic

Larry the Screaming Chicken

Download him and pass him around.

Let's help him become the next Internet Phenomenon.

Jason Pollack

You like it? I call it, "Rainbow Wine."

It goes to prove that Jackson Pollack was a scam artist. The right man for the right time. This? I made this in two minutes. Now someone pay me five grand for it. :)

That Kinda Day

I don't know why. It's been an easy day but every call has been rough. It started my bad mood. Then I got hungry. Then I had to make a suicidal run toward down town to get my new glasses. They haven't settled in my head yet so now they're giving me a mild headache. I had to stop and get gas. Since I only had a few minutes to get food, I had no choice but to grab some gas station food to put in my stomach. Now it seems I am itching periodically. I fear I am having an allergic reaction toward the eggrolls I ate in the parking lot of the gas station. This is sticking me in, what's known as a T00-RYE-AY mood. I suppose I could explain what it means.

But If I tell you, I'll have tequila. :)