I was pumping gas at a Quiktrip near where I work. After I was done, I was going to proceed inside to purchase a Vault Zero and a banana. Then I saw a strange thing. A fully lit cigarette was rolling down me at the gas pumps.
Not a cigarette BUTT; a fully lit cigarette.
My paranoia about exploding gas pumps got the better of me so I waited for three cars to pass before I walked over to stomp it out. Now, I'm not one for conspiracy theories but this made me laugh.